The trip was part of Norn Girls birthday present from her family, she brought me along and I'm so happy she did We were running a little late for a visit to the Belfast Waterfront Hall at this point so we ordered a taxi. A heavenly treat compared to the taste I had in my mouth a good 18 hours earlier. Norn Girl ran me a bath and made a mercy dash to the supermarket for me and made me a lovely bowl of mash, peas and carrots for dinner. Feeling dehydrated and a bit inhuman, probably a side effect of the unearthly conflict that used me as its vessel, I made it downstairs and sat bleary eyed in-front of my laptop.Ī few hours and a couple of litres of water passed. My sleep was sporadic but I stayed in bed until after 1pm on Saturday. With the epic battle between the microbe army of the Toilet God and the pasta bake claimed by the Boke Beast's orders, now spreading into the sewers, Norn Girl fetched me a glass of water and looked out for me. And so, with a sound from beyond the U-bend, I found myself on all fours, four times and unable to get to sleep until 4am. Saying that, I don't like poodles and I'm not 100% convinced Graham Norton's Labradoodle didn't have a role to play - too closely related to a poodle to be innocent! The more popular 'Pukeology' might be that a bug, aka 'the Boke Beast' had made its home within me and had marked my stomach with the number of the Puke, 444.
Amy and dave erickson belfast northern ireland tv#
I should probably mention at this point that the TV show was not in anyway responsible for me vomiting, it was just bad timing. It was now a race to see if I could make it in time to pray to the toilet bowl god and appease it, before its backup plans of sending me to work with a mop were enacted. It was Saturday, Somewhere Over the Rainbow finished and I ran up the stairs starting to feel the disconcerting lumpy mush enter my mouth via the back of my throat. Thanks to Norn Girl and Dave Gorman it does have a happy ending, so do read on if you think you can stomach it. Quick warning - This blog post contains descriptions of Pukeology, part of the theology surrounding the Toilet Gods and may not be suitable for the queasy.